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Only one leader has proved her dedication to the principles we share. That is why we are
proud to endorse Dr. Joycelyn Elders for president in 2004.
Dr. Elders had the courage to speak out honestly about the practical value of
self-love. That force of vision cost Elders her job as United States Surgeon
General, but it's that type of independent thinking we need in a president. Her statement that masturbation should be taught as part of sex education was a milestone in masturbation history. Dr. Elders' uncompromising commitment to truth and her work to promote the cause of masturbation make her our natural choice for our nation's highest office.
As a pediatrician, Dr. Elders understands the value of each human life. This
will give her the moral compass needed to find peaceful solutions to conflict.
Her support of healthy and life-affirming sexuality and masturbation prove that
she understands the nature of humanity and will work to further its advancement.
For America, for the
world, we urge you to put your hand together and masturbate for Elders.
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We
at Masturbate for Peace have thought long and hard about who to
endorse for
president. As we compared the candidates, we tried to find the one American who best personifies
our values. We searched for someone who understands the importance
and masturbation and its power to change the world.
