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Masturbate for Peace No Longer Endorses Ralph Nader

Note: Due to Nader's lack of response to our endorsement and complete silence on the issue of masturbating for peace we have withdrawn our endorsement.

You have the chance to masturbate for peace every day, but only once every four years do you get the chance to express yourself at the ballot box. Just as we never waste a yank, we must never waste a vote. And so we urge everyone to put their 'nads behind Ralph Nader

MasturbateForPeace.com Endorses Ralph Nader for President

 MasturbateForPeace.com announced its endorsement of Ralph Nader for president in the 2004 election. In addition to bestowing this much sought-after endorsement, the site also launched  a 'Nads for Nader campaign, rallying support for Nader nationwide through the power of masturbation.

"No other candidate has ever had the opportunity to tap into the masturbation vote," explained a Masturbate for Peace spokesperson. "This huge block of voters has the power to bring sweeping changes on the political landscape and carry a candidate into office.

"Imagine the tremendous political power if everyone who masturbated got behind a single cause, a single candidate," he explained.

A key part of the 'Nads for Nader grassroots movement are the group's masturbation house parties. Supporters will host masturbation parties in their homes, where attendees can learn more about the candidate and experience first-hand the political power of masturbation.

"The energy in the room at one of these masturbation house parties is incredible," said one party host. "I've really never seen people get this pumped up about a presidential candidate."

Nader Wanker House Parties

'Nads for Nader house parties introduce a new paradigm in grassroots organizing, as Nader supporters literally come together for peace. As more and more people join the movement, Ralph Nader's 2004 presidential candidacy is bound to pick up momentum and build toward a powerful climax.

Start with the issues, then bust out the tissues

Hosting your own masturbation party is surprisingly simple. Here are some guidelines:

  1. Have a meeting agenda and talking points on the Nader platform ready when you begin.
  2. Emphasize how important it is to vote for Nader, and introduce the idea of masturbating for peace. 
  3. Provide lube and safe sex supplies for guests.
  4. Encourage each other with slogans like, "Wank for Justice, Wank for Peace" and "Stroke the Vote."
  5. Show some video clips highlighting Nader's inspiring political message and candidacy, as well as non-exploitative, sex positive porn; we suggest lesbian porn because it appeals to diverse groups.

People who have attended Nader masturbation parties report on the camaraderie and the excitement of political empowerment that fills the room at these events. There's no better team building exercise than group masturbation. Once your guests have experienced the excitement of a 'Nads for Nader wanking party, they'll be energized and ready to take the message of political empowerment through masturbation to the street.

Ralph Nader received 2,882,955 votes in the 2000 election. If each of those people threw one masturbation house party and invited 16 friends, convincing them to vote for Nader through the power of masturbation, Nader could easily win the presidency, ushering in a new era of peace and self-love. So start planning your own 'Nads for Nader house party today!