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I Cum in Peace - Click to play

I cum in peace
I want you to know it
When I fear war
I reach down and stroke it
You search for peace
I know where to find it
You must love yourself
Just grab hold and grind it

Chorus:
I don't want anything else
When I think about peace
I touch myself
Oh, I don't want anything else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

Peace is what keeps me coming and coming
Spread my wings, it takes me higher
'Round the world, good feelings are growing
Shoot your friendly fire

I close my eyes
See an end to hate
No one will die
If we all masturbate
Let's tell the generals
To call the attack off
We'll issue new orders
Tell the troops to jack off

Chorus
I don't want anything else
When I think about peace
I touch myself
Oh, I don't want anything else
Oh no, oh no, oh no, yeah

I cum in peace
I want you to know it
When you're fearing war
I want you to stroke it
You search for peace
I know where to find it
You must love yourself
Just grab hold and grind it

Chorus:
I don't want anything else
When I think about peace
I touch myself
Oh, I don't want anything else
Oh no, oh no, oh no

I don't want war
Because war is bloody hell
And when I think about peace
I touch myself
Ooh, oooh, oooooh, aaaaaah

I, I, I, I, I don't want anything else
When I think about peace
I touch myself
Oh, I don't want anything else
When I think about peace
I touch myself

I touch myself (7x)
[MasturbateForPeace.com] (x4)
I honestly do
I touch myself (3x)
[MasturbateForPeace.com] (x4)
I honestly do
I touch myself...


The 10 Days of Wanking - Click to play

On the first day of wanking
My peaceful pledge will be
To masturbate for all humanity.

On the second day of wanking
My peaceful pledge will be
To jack off with my left hand
And to masturbate for all humanity.

On the third day of wanking
My peaceful pledge will be
To use both hands for pleasure,
Jack off with my left hand,
And to masturbate for all humanity.

On the fourth day of wanking
My peaceful pledge will be
To play with my sex toys,
Use both hands for pleasure,
Jack off with my left hand,
And to masturbate for all humanity.

On the fifth day of wanking
My peaceful pledge will be
To STAND UP FOR PEACE...
Play with my sex toys,
Use both hands for pleasure,
Jack off with my left hand,
And to masturbate for all humanity.

On the sixth day of wanking
My peaceful pledge will be
To jill off sitting down,
STAND UP FOR PEACE...
Play with my sex toys,
Use both hands for pleasure,
Jack off with my left hand,
And to masturbate for all humanity.


On the seventh day of wanking
My peaceful pledge will be
To postpone orgasm,
Jill off sitting down,
STAND UP FOR PEACE...
Play with my sex toys,
Use both hands for pleasure,
Jack off with my left hand,
And to masturbate for all humanity.


On the eighth day of wanking
My peaceful pledge will be
To cum very loudly,
Postpone orgasm,
Jill off sitting down,
STAND UP FOR PEACE...
Play with my sex toys,
Use both hands for pleasure,
Jack off with my left hand,
And to masturbate for all humanity.


On the ninth day of wanking
My peaceful pledge will be
To touch myself in nature,
Cum very loudly,
Postpone orgasm,
Jill off sitting down,
STAND UP FOR PEACE...
Play with my sex toys,
Use both hands for pleasure,
Jack off with my left hand,
And to masturbate for all humanity.

On the tenth day of wanking
My peaceful pledge will be
To whack off with a friend,
Touch myself in nature,
Cum very loudly,
Postpone orgasm,
Jill off sitting down,
STAND UP FOR PEACE...
Play with my sex toys,
Use both hands for pleasure,
Jack off with my left hand,
And to masturbate for all humanity.


Jingle Balls - Click to play

Jacking in the snow
 For peace this holiday
Dick in hand you go
 Shooting out a spray
Stroking by the gate
 As Santa's sleigh takes flight
What fun it is to masturbate
 For peace on Christmas night

Masturbate
Masturbate
Do it for the cause
We all want peace instead of war
And so does Santa Claus
Masturbate
Masturbate
Even in the cold
Shooting cum instead of guns
Is best for young and old

A stroke or two won't do
So pull it fast and strong
Letting out a moan
As you yank on your dong
Cry out nice and loud
When you beat for peace
Do it with a great big crowd
To make the fighting cease

Masturbate
Masturbate
Do it for the cause
We all want peace instead of war
And so does Santa Claus
Masturbate
Masturbate
Even in the cold
Shooting cum instead of guns
Is best for young and old...


Wankin' in a Winter Wonderland - Click to play

Joyful moans, are you list'nin?
In your hand, cum is glist'nin
We'll keep peace in sight
as we beat tonight
Wankin' in a winter wonderland!

Gone away, bombs and conflicts
Here to stay, lube and hard dicks
You twiddle your clit
and war takes a hit
Wankin' in a winter wonderland!

In the meadow we can build a snowman
Then pretend that he's a general
He'll say, "Are you fighting?"
We'll say, "No, man!
We're cumming for the greatest cause of all!"

Later on we'll conspire
With our loins all a-fire
We're stamping out hate
as we masturbate
Wankin' in a winter wonderland!

When you cum, ain't it happy
Though your pubes get all chappy
We'll frolic and play
the onanist way
Wankin' in a winter wonderland!
Wankin' in a winter wonderland!